Hairpie
PRICE: Negotiable
GENRE: Comedy/Music
LOGLINE: When both HAIRPIE and their sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS try to win the “mystery-million” prize by entering the first ever “Rock- Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany, ROCK MOPS must find a way to turn HAIRPIE into what they hate most... human-jukeboxes.
SYNOPSIS:
ACT I - After HAIRPIE bassist Lizzi Hawker blows the $50,000 band budget at a casino, Darry manages to find a way to get HAIRPIE entered into the first ever “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany as the winner is to receive the “mystery-million” prize. HAIRPIE’s sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS soon catch wind (while preparing for their soundcheck at a sold-out 17,000 seat arena) that both of their bands will be on the line-up. Both bands have 2 months until the contest, which means they both have 2 months to practice off-staging each other. When HAIRPIE discovers that they will be competing with ROCK MOPS, they are madder at the fact that ROCK MOPS is already popular and playing stadiums and arenas throughout America. Guess ROCK MOPS wants to build an audience in Europe? HAIRPIE plans to keep practicing until they’re as solid as they can get for the contest, meanwhile, ROCK MOPS contemplate possibilities that could lead to the ultimate act of sabotage against HAIRPIE.
A week later, at the HAIRPIE HQ (the HAIRPIE house), Tony and Xander realize they are running low on stock for the hair-pies that Tony tosses into the audience at their shows. They decide to send Lizzi on a quest to collect hairs at public washrooms, dumpsters, and hair salons to make more hair-pies. Lizzi is sent to public washrooms (referred to by Xander as “pubic washrooms”) in order to collect pubic hair. The pies are meant to be as dirty as can be. Lizzi has to do this quest all because he’s the bass player and his bandmates consider him to be less than human because of his role in the band. Tony and Xander even made a hand-drawn map for Lizzi analyzing his route. Lizzi doesn’t want to do it, but he is told that if he doesn’t complete the task and make it home by midnight that they will replace him by jokingly resurrecting Phil Lynott (the bassist and singer of Thin Lizzy). We see a montage of Lizzi fulfilling the task, getting himself dirty, all while getting beat up by a homeless lady in a public washroom.
While walking home, ROCK MOPS are driving by and notice Lizzi. They have a battle of the insults, until Lizzi makes ‘em choke on their own plastic insults, making them drive away. Lizzi makes it home just barely before midnight. He rings the doorbell and passes out on the ground. The front door is still kicked down from Darry’s kick in the very beginning of the movie. Tony and Xander step over the broken door and check the time. They’re satisfied that Lizzi powered through and didn’t let ‘em down. At the ROCK MOPS residence, the band is hanging out with their manager watching TV when they see a commercial for the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer”, a magical device that can make any cruddy musician learn how to play a song perfectly. Twizzy gets the brilliant idea to somehow get HAIRPIE hypnotized into playing covers (which is what they hate most!). Twizzy puts the money down on the table and orders Snuffy to go get one.
ACT II - At the HAIRPIE HQ, Lizzi wants to make it up to Tony and Xander for erasing the band budget by treating them for a night out at Strippy McTippy’s, a stripclub. Tony and Xander oblige and get on their way. When they arrive, Lizzi pays for everyone’s entry fee and drinks. There’s a hilarious DJ working the night named Ryker Snakebyte. As they get their drinks, HAIRPIE are stunned by the appearance of dancer Laycii Lethur. They run to get up front of the stage to get the best view. She is described as “rock n’ roll heaven”, little
do they know... not all fantasies are fraudulent. Laycii flirts with Tony multiple times during her dance, which adds to her inviting the band backstage to the party room after her dance to get closer to Tony. In the party room, the band is treated to all the free drinks they desire, however, Tony and Laycii both have a different kind of thirst to quench. After back and forth flirts between them, and a passionate make-out session, they both sneak off to a private area. Meanwhile, Lizzi and Xander drink away their sorrows with a liquor lakes worth of loneliness.
Meanwhile, Snuffy is at a store to buy the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and faces issues regarding low-stock. There’s only one left and its in “silver-edition”, which means it costs extra. Snuffy has to go back home to get more money, all of ROCK MOPS now decide they want to tag along. Back at Strippy McTippy’s, after Tony and Laycii finish fooling around with each other, Tony needs to go use the washroom. As he’s walking to the washroom he is warned by Sandee Kandee (one of the other dancers) to avoid Laycii as she is out for his soul. It takes a little more convincing until he fully realizes his life is at stake. Tony decides to fetch his bandmates before he leaves. Tony stops his bandmates by nearly signing away everything to do with HAIRPIE (including Tony’s soul) to Laycii. Laycii warns Tony that if he tries to leave, only bad things will happen. When Laycii exits the room, Tony gets his bandmates and sets out on the run.
As Tony starts up the car, Laycii is seen standing alone in the rain. Lizzi feels bad for a short instant until Laycii jumps on her motorcycle and pulls out a mace with a leather grip. Tony and Lizzi freak out, and thus a rainy night street chase commences! Laycii creeps up on all different angles of HAIRPIE’s car, causing all kinds of damage with her mace, boots, and even a semi-automatic pistol. By an odd fate of chance, ROCK MOPS are leaving the store at this same time and get badly sideswiped by HAIRPIE’s car. They notice it was HAIRPIE and decide to join in on the chase. We now see HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS crashing into each others cars while roaming the roads. Laycii tosses a dagger that somehow finds its way stabbing ROCK MOPS manager Snuffy in the back. Now ROCK MOPS want Laycii dead along with HAIRPIE. Laycii tosses a grenade into the back of HAIRPIE’s car, which Tony quickly grabs and tosses out of the window with no intention of it landing
perfectly on the hood of ROCK MOPS’ car, leading to a car explosion with the wreckage brutally and unexpectedly crushing Laycii Lethur to death. HAIRPIE ride off into the pale moon celebrating their victory. ROCK MOPS and Snuffy comically survive the blast while being covered in black ash, however, the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” did not survive the blast, nor did Laycii.
ACT III - 2 months later, the wait until “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” is over, and both HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS are flying their own separate ways to Germany. HAIRPIE have no idea that ROCK MOPS are still alive. At the hotel, Darry consumes a coffee laced with LSD and stays in his room tripping out for the rest of the movie. Twizzy dresses up in disguise as a maid and hand-delivers a new “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” in a gift box to HAIRPIE’s hotel room. Xander jokingly uses the device on Tony and Lizzi to trick them into wanting to make their entire set a 30-minute rendition of the song “The Soft Parade” by The Doors. Tony and Lizzi fall under the spell and pass out, while Xander isn’t worried as he expects the effects to ware off. It becomes the day of the show and HAIRPIE’s room gets a knock. It’s Snuffy disguised as a limo driver to drive HAIRPIE for their performance. Xander is completely unaware of how much time has passed, and Tony and Lizzi are still passed out. Xander urges the limo driver to wake them up.
The limo arrives to the “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” contest and HAIRPIE makes their way into the backstage area. ROCK MOPS were granted to play double their set because the band prior got such hellish hounds of heckling. HAIRPIE are surprised to see ROCK MOPS playing after they thought they blew up to death. ROCK MOPS play their set with the most dreadful noises coming out of Twizzy’s mouth. The drunken audience loves it (guess all the American audiences who also love ROCK MOPS must be drunk as well, or just have poor taste). Snuffy eases himself by drinking a whole bottle of champagne and passes out on the side of the stage. After their set, Twizzy gets self-absorbed and tells his bandmates that he’s the only one that matters in the band, leaving the rest of ROCK MOPS to storm off, refusing to bow. Twizzy bows by himself, his wig falls off, and a janitor mops him offstage. HAIRPIE get startled by the other members of ROCK MOPS. Stringy, Poundo, Zizzy, and Ruster all try to make amends with Tony, Lizzi, and Xander, but HAIRPIE ain’t willing to fall for it.
Xander totally forgot about the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and Tony and Lizzi appear to still be under it’s spell. Now HAIRPIE need to play a 30-minute rendition of “The Soft Parade”. Xander has no idea how to play the song and must wing it. He is mighty pissed off which could benefit his performance. HAIRPIE start playing their set and actually make the song sound decent with their own style on it. ROCK MOPS get a kick out of seeing their plan work, and Twizzy is eager to win. Near the end of their set, Tony tosses a bunch of hair-pie’s into the audiences drunken faces, and the audience eats up the band sound and their pies. When it comes time for the winner to be announced, it turns out to be ROCK MOPS. Only Twizzy goes up to accept his award. The award turns out to be 10-million exclusive Rock-Gun Rock-Fun coins that can only be used to buy official Rock-Gun Rock-Fun merchandise. Twizzy is baffled as a rope gets pulled by the announcer which drowns Twizzy in the coins. The rest of ROCK MOPS and HAIRPIE separately laugh at Twizzy. HAIRPIE are relieved they didn’t win that prize because they would’ve looked stupid, they’re just glad they got to promote themselves to a German audience. While walking off, a record label owner offers HAIRPIE a 10-album deal. Their jaws drop, cut to black.
PRICE: Negotiable
GENRE: Comedy/Music
LOGLINE: When both HAIRPIE and their sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS try to win the “mystery-million” prize by entering the first ever “Rock- Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany, ROCK MOPS must find a way to turn HAIRPIE into what they hate most... human-jukeboxes.
SYNOPSIS:
ACT I - After HAIRPIE bassist Lizzi Hawker blows the $50,000 band budget at a casino, Darry manages to find a way to get HAIRPIE entered into the first ever “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany as the winner is to receive the “mystery-million” prize. HAIRPIE’s sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS soon catch wind (while preparing for their soundcheck at a sold-out 17,000 seat arena) that both of their bands will be on the line-up. Both bands have 2 months until the contest, which means they both have 2 months to practice off-staging each other. When HAIRPIE discovers that they will be competing with ROCK MOPS, they are madder at the fact that ROCK MOPS is already popular and playing stadiums and arenas throughout America. Guess ROCK MOPS wants to build an audience in Europe? HAIRPIE plans to keep practicing until they’re as solid as they can get for the contest, meanwhile, ROCK MOPS contemplate possibilities that could lead to the ultimate act of sabotage against HAIRPIE.
A week later, at the HAIRPIE HQ (the HAIRPIE house), Tony and Xander realize they are running low on stock for the hair-pies that Tony tosses into the audience at their shows. They decide to send Lizzi on a quest to collect hairs at public washrooms, dumpsters, and hair salons to make more hair-pies. Lizzi is sent to public washrooms (referred to by Xander as “pubic washrooms”) in order to collect pubic hair. The pies are meant to be as dirty as can be. Lizzi has to do this quest all because he’s the bass player and his bandmates consider him to be less than human because of his role in the band. Tony and Xander even made a hand-drawn map for Lizzi analyzing his route. Lizzi doesn’t want to do it, but he is told that if he doesn’t complete the task and make it home by midnight that they will replace him by jokingly resurrecting Phil Lynott (the bassist and singer of Thin Lizzy). We see a montage of Lizzi fulfilling the task, getting himself dirty, all while getting beat up by a homeless lady in a public washroom.
While walking home, ROCK MOPS are driving by and notice Lizzi. They have a battle of the insults, until Lizzi makes ‘em choke on their own plastic insults, making them drive away. Lizzi makes it home just barely before midnight. He rings the doorbell and passes out on the ground. The front door is still kicked down from Darry’s kick in the very beginning of the movie. Tony and Xander step over the broken door and check the time. They’re satisfied that Lizzi powered through and didn’t let ‘em down. At the ROCK MOPS residence, the band is hanging out with their manager watching TV when they see a commercial for the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer”, a magical device that can make any cruddy musician learn how to play a song perfectly. Twizzy gets the brilliant idea to somehow get HAIRPIE hypnotized into playing covers (which is what they hate most!). Twizzy puts the money down on the table and orders Snuffy to go get one.
ACT II - At the HAIRPIE HQ, Lizzi wants to make it up to Tony and Xander for erasing the band budget by treating them for a night out at Strippy McTippy’s, a stripclub. Tony and Xander oblige and get on their way. When they arrive, Lizzi pays for everyone’s entry fee and drinks. There’s a hilarious DJ working the night named Ryker Snakebyte. As they get their drinks, HAIRPIE are stunned by the appearance of dancer Laycii Lethur. They run to get up front of the stage to get the best view. She is described as “rock n’ roll heaven”, little
do they know... not all fantasies are fraudulent. Laycii flirts with Tony multiple times during her dance, which adds to her inviting the band backstage to the party room after her dance to get closer to Tony. In the party room, the band is treated to all the free drinks they desire, however, Tony and Laycii both have a different kind of thirst to quench. After back and forth flirts between them, and a passionate make-out session, they both sneak off to a private area. Meanwhile, Lizzi and Xander drink away their sorrows with a liquor lakes worth of loneliness.
Meanwhile, Snuffy is at a store to buy the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and faces issues regarding low-stock. There’s only one left and its in “silver-edition”, which means it costs extra. Snuffy has to go back home to get more money, all of ROCK MOPS now decide they want to tag along. Back at Strippy McTippy’s, after Tony and Laycii finish fooling around with each other, Tony needs to go use the washroom. As he’s walking to the washroom he is warned by Sandee Kandee (one of the other dancers) to avoid Laycii as she is out for his soul. It takes a little more convincing until he fully realizes his life is at stake. Tony decides to fetch his bandmates before he leaves. Tony stops his bandmates by nearly signing away everything to do with HAIRPIE (including Tony’s soul) to Laycii. Laycii warns Tony that if he tries to leave, only bad things will happen. When Laycii exits the room, Tony gets his bandmates and sets out on the run.
As Tony starts up the car, Laycii is seen standing alone in the rain. Lizzi feels bad for a short instant until Laycii jumps on her motorcycle and pulls out a mace with a leather grip. Tony and Lizzi freak out, and thus a rainy night street chase commences! Laycii creeps up on all different angles of HAIRPIE’s car, causing all kinds of damage with her mace, boots, and even a semi-automatic pistol. By an odd fate of chance, ROCK MOPS are leaving the store at this same time and get badly sideswiped by HAIRPIE’s car. They notice it was HAIRPIE and decide to join in on the chase. We now see HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS crashing into each others cars while roaming the roads. Laycii tosses a dagger that somehow finds its way stabbing ROCK MOPS manager Snuffy in the back. Now ROCK MOPS want Laycii dead along with HAIRPIE. Laycii tosses a grenade into the back of HAIRPIE’s car, which Tony quickly grabs and tosses out of the window with no intention of it landing
perfectly on the hood of ROCK MOPS’ car, leading to a car explosion with the wreckage brutally and unexpectedly crushing Laycii Lethur to death. HAIRPIE ride off into the pale moon celebrating their victory. ROCK MOPS and Snuffy comically survive the blast while being covered in black ash, however, the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” did not survive the blast, nor did Laycii.
ACT III - 2 months later, the wait until “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” is over, and both HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS are flying their own separate ways to Germany. HAIRPIE have no idea that ROCK MOPS are still alive. At the hotel, Darry consumes a coffee laced with LSD and stays in his room tripping out for the rest of the movie. Twizzy dresses up in disguise as a maid and hand-delivers a new “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” in a gift box to HAIRPIE’s hotel room. Xander jokingly uses the device on Tony and Lizzi to trick them into wanting to make their entire set a 30-minute rendition of the song “The Soft Parade” by The Doors. Tony and Lizzi fall under the spell and pass out, while Xander isn’t worried as he expects the effects to ware off. It becomes the day of the show and HAIRPIE’s room gets a knock. It’s Snuffy disguised as a limo driver to drive HAIRPIE for their performance. Xander is completely unaware of how much time has passed, and Tony and Lizzi are still passed out. Xander urges the limo driver to wake them up.
The limo arrives to the “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” contest and HAIRPIE makes their way into the backstage area. ROCK MOPS were granted to play double their set because the band prior got such hellish hounds of heckling. HAIRPIE are surprised to see ROCK MOPS playing after they thought they blew up to death. ROCK MOPS play their set with the most dreadful noises coming out of Twizzy’s mouth. The drunken audience loves it (guess all the American audiences who also love ROCK MOPS must be drunk as well, or just have poor taste). Snuffy eases himself by drinking a whole bottle of champagne and passes out on the side of the stage. After their set, Twizzy gets self-absorbed and tells his bandmates that he’s the only one that matters in the band, leaving the rest of ROCK MOPS to storm off, refusing to bow. Twizzy bows by himself, his wig falls off, and a janitor mops him offstage. HAIRPIE get startled by the other members of ROCK MOPS. Stringy, Poundo, Zizzy, and Ruster all try to make amends with Tony, Lizzi, and Xander, but HAIRPIE ain’t willing to fall for it.
Xander totally forgot about the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and Tony and Lizzi appear to still be under it’s spell. Now HAIRPIE need to play a 30-minute rendition of “The Soft Parade”. Xander has no idea how to play the song and must wing it. He is mighty pissed off which could benefit his performance. HAIRPIE start playing their set and actually make the song sound decent with their own style on it. ROCK MOPS get a kick out of seeing their plan work, and Twizzy is eager to win. Near the end of their set, Tony tosses a bunch of hair-pie’s into the audiences drunken faces, and the audience eats up the band sound and their pies. When it comes time for the winner to be announced, it turns out to be ROCK MOPS. Only Twizzy goes up to accept his award. The award turns out to be 10-million exclusive Rock-Gun Rock-Fun coins that can only be used to buy official Rock-Gun Rock-Fun merchandise. Twizzy is baffled as a rope gets pulled by the announcer which drowns Twizzy in the coins. The rest of ROCK MOPS and HAIRPIE separately laugh at Twizzy. HAIRPIE are relieved they didn’t win that prize because they would’ve looked stupid, they’re just glad they got to promote themselves to a German audience. While walking off, a record label owner offers HAIRPIE a 10-album deal. Their jaws drop, cut to black.
PRICE: Negotiable
GENRE: Comedy/Music
LOGLINE: When both HAIRPIE and their sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS try to win the “mystery-million” prize by entering the first ever “Rock- Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany, ROCK MOPS must find a way to turn HAIRPIE into what they hate most... human-jukeboxes.
SYNOPSIS:
ACT I - After HAIRPIE bassist Lizzi Hawker blows the $50,000 band budget at a casino, Darry manages to find a way to get HAIRPIE entered into the first ever “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” band contest in Germany as the winner is to receive the “mystery-million” prize. HAIRPIE’s sworn local music enemies ROCK MOPS soon catch wind (while preparing for their soundcheck at a sold-out 17,000 seat arena) that both of their bands will be on the line-up. Both bands have 2 months until the contest, which means they both have 2 months to practice off-staging each other. When HAIRPIE discovers that they will be competing with ROCK MOPS, they are madder at the fact that ROCK MOPS is already popular and playing stadiums and arenas throughout America. Guess ROCK MOPS wants to build an audience in Europe? HAIRPIE plans to keep practicing until they’re as solid as they can get for the contest, meanwhile, ROCK MOPS contemplate possibilities that could lead to the ultimate act of sabotage against HAIRPIE.
A week later, at the HAIRPIE HQ (the HAIRPIE house), Tony and Xander realize they are running low on stock for the hair-pies that Tony tosses into the audience at their shows. They decide to send Lizzi on a quest to collect hairs at public washrooms, dumpsters, and hair salons to make more hair-pies. Lizzi is sent to public washrooms (referred to by Xander as “pubic washrooms”) in order to collect pubic hair. The pies are meant to be as dirty as can be. Lizzi has to do this quest all because he’s the bass player and his bandmates consider him to be less than human because of his role in the band. Tony and Xander even made a hand-drawn map for Lizzi analyzing his route. Lizzi doesn’t want to do it, but he is told that if he doesn’t complete the task and make it home by midnight that they will replace him by jokingly resurrecting Phil Lynott (the bassist and singer of Thin Lizzy). We see a montage of Lizzi fulfilling the task, getting himself dirty, all while getting beat up by a homeless lady in a public washroom.
While walking home, ROCK MOPS are driving by and notice Lizzi. They have a battle of the insults, until Lizzi makes ‘em choke on their own plastic insults, making them drive away. Lizzi makes it home just barely before midnight. He rings the doorbell and passes out on the ground. The front door is still kicked down from Darry’s kick in the very beginning of the movie. Tony and Xander step over the broken door and check the time. They’re satisfied that Lizzi powered through and didn’t let ‘em down. At the ROCK MOPS residence, the band is hanging out with their manager watching TV when they see a commercial for the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer”, a magical device that can make any cruddy musician learn how to play a song perfectly. Twizzy gets the brilliant idea to somehow get HAIRPIE hypnotized into playing covers (which is what they hate most!). Twizzy puts the money down on the table and orders Snuffy to go get one.
ACT II - At the HAIRPIE HQ, Lizzi wants to make it up to Tony and Xander for erasing the band budget by treating them for a night out at Strippy McTippy’s, a stripclub. Tony and Xander oblige and get on their way. When they arrive, Lizzi pays for everyone’s entry fee and drinks. There’s a hilarious DJ working the night named Ryker Snakebyte. As they get their drinks, HAIRPIE are stunned by the appearance of dancer Laycii Lethur. They run to get up front of the stage to get the best view. She is described as “rock n’ roll heaven”, little
do they know... not all fantasies are fraudulent. Laycii flirts with Tony multiple times during her dance, which adds to her inviting the band backstage to the party room after her dance to get closer to Tony. In the party room, the band is treated to all the free drinks they desire, however, Tony and Laycii both have a different kind of thirst to quench. After back and forth flirts between them, and a passionate make-out session, they both sneak off to a private area. Meanwhile, Lizzi and Xander drink away their sorrows with a liquor lakes worth of loneliness.
Meanwhile, Snuffy is at a store to buy the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and faces issues regarding low-stock. There’s only one left and its in “silver-edition”, which means it costs extra. Snuffy has to go back home to get more money, all of ROCK MOPS now decide they want to tag along. Back at Strippy McTippy’s, after Tony and Laycii finish fooling around with each other, Tony needs to go use the washroom. As he’s walking to the washroom he is warned by Sandee Kandee (one of the other dancers) to avoid Laycii as she is out for his soul. It takes a little more convincing until he fully realizes his life is at stake. Tony decides to fetch his bandmates before he leaves. Tony stops his bandmates by nearly signing away everything to do with HAIRPIE (including Tony’s soul) to Laycii. Laycii warns Tony that if he tries to leave, only bad things will happen. When Laycii exits the room, Tony gets his bandmates and sets out on the run.
As Tony starts up the car, Laycii is seen standing alone in the rain. Lizzi feels bad for a short instant until Laycii jumps on her motorcycle and pulls out a mace with a leather grip. Tony and Lizzi freak out, and thus a rainy night street chase commences! Laycii creeps up on all different angles of HAIRPIE’s car, causing all kinds of damage with her mace, boots, and even a semi-automatic pistol. By an odd fate of chance, ROCK MOPS are leaving the store at this same time and get badly sideswiped by HAIRPIE’s car. They notice it was HAIRPIE and decide to join in on the chase. We now see HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS crashing into each others cars while roaming the roads. Laycii tosses a dagger that somehow finds its way stabbing ROCK MOPS manager Snuffy in the back. Now ROCK MOPS want Laycii dead along with HAIRPIE. Laycii tosses a grenade into the back of HAIRPIE’s car, which Tony quickly grabs and tosses out of the window with no intention of it landing
perfectly on the hood of ROCK MOPS’ car, leading to a car explosion with the wreckage brutally and unexpectedly crushing Laycii Lethur to death. HAIRPIE ride off into the pale moon celebrating their victory. ROCK MOPS and Snuffy comically survive the blast while being covered in black ash, however, the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” did not survive the blast, nor did Laycii.
ACT III - 2 months later, the wait until “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” is over, and both HAIRPIE and ROCK MOPS are flying their own separate ways to Germany. HAIRPIE have no idea that ROCK MOPS are still alive. At the hotel, Darry consumes a coffee laced with LSD and stays in his room tripping out for the rest of the movie. Twizzy dresses up in disguise as a maid and hand-delivers a new “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” in a gift box to HAIRPIE’s hotel room. Xander jokingly uses the device on Tony and Lizzi to trick them into wanting to make their entire set a 30-minute rendition of the song “The Soft Parade” by The Doors. Tony and Lizzi fall under the spell and pass out, while Xander isn’t worried as he expects the effects to ware off. It becomes the day of the show and HAIRPIE’s room gets a knock. It’s Snuffy disguised as a limo driver to drive HAIRPIE for their performance. Xander is completely unaware of how much time has passed, and Tony and Lizzi are still passed out. Xander urges the limo driver to wake them up.
The limo arrives to the “Rock-Gun Rock-Fun” contest and HAIRPIE makes their way into the backstage area. ROCK MOPS were granted to play double their set because the band prior got such hellish hounds of heckling. HAIRPIE are surprised to see ROCK MOPS playing after they thought they blew up to death. ROCK MOPS play their set with the most dreadful noises coming out of Twizzy’s mouth. The drunken audience loves it (guess all the American audiences who also love ROCK MOPS must be drunk as well, or just have poor taste). Snuffy eases himself by drinking a whole bottle of champagne and passes out on the side of the stage. After their set, Twizzy gets self-absorbed and tells his bandmates that he’s the only one that matters in the band, leaving the rest of ROCK MOPS to storm off, refusing to bow. Twizzy bows by himself, his wig falls off, and a janitor mops him offstage. HAIRPIE get startled by the other members of ROCK MOPS. Stringy, Poundo, Zizzy, and Ruster all try to make amends with Tony, Lizzi, and Xander, but HAIRPIE ain’t willing to fall for it.
Xander totally forgot about the “Heavy Metal Hypnotizer” and Tony and Lizzi appear to still be under it’s spell. Now HAIRPIE need to play a 30-minute rendition of “The Soft Parade”. Xander has no idea how to play the song and must wing it. He is mighty pissed off which could benefit his performance. HAIRPIE start playing their set and actually make the song sound decent with their own style on it. ROCK MOPS get a kick out of seeing their plan work, and Twizzy is eager to win. Near the end of their set, Tony tosses a bunch of hair-pie’s into the audiences drunken faces, and the audience eats up the band sound and their pies. When it comes time for the winner to be announced, it turns out to be ROCK MOPS. Only Twizzy goes up to accept his award. The award turns out to be 10-million exclusive Rock-Gun Rock-Fun coins that can only be used to buy official Rock-Gun Rock-Fun merchandise. Twizzy is baffled as a rope gets pulled by the announcer which drowns Twizzy in the coins. The rest of ROCK MOPS and HAIRPIE separately laugh at Twizzy. HAIRPIE are relieved they didn’t win that prize because they would’ve looked stupid, they’re just glad they got to promote themselves to a German audience. While walking off, a record label owner offers HAIRPIE a 10-album deal. Their jaws drop, cut to black.
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